Of course there is a Zebra walking around Iowa

Of course there is a Zebra walking around Iowa, of course there is

http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Zebra-Found-Roaming-Iowa-City-304144371.html

Iowa is just so fucking weird. Pound for pound I rank it ahead of Florida in terms of weirdness. Florida has swamps, oceans, Cuba and millions of more people at least. Whats your excuse for being so weird Iowa? A fucking Zebra wandering the streets? How the hell does that even happen? Some guys has a permit to own them? That’s what we call a Zoo in Omaha and we lock the animals inside there. That Zebra thought it was so home free too getting out of Iowa. Tough break Zebra, best of luck making it to Zihuatenejo bro.

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