RYKER FYFE TO START VS PURDUE! NEBRASKA FOOTBALL IS BACK!

That sound you heard? ALL THE PANTIES IN NEBRASKA DROPPING, BECAUSE THE RYKER FYFE ERA IS UPON US! Ryker Fyfe? BAD ASS NAME, lets check him out-



Aw shit… Even darker days are ahead of us my friends. Purdue is about to stick a hot one in the Huskers. We know the defense won’t do anything about it, the coaching staff sure as shit can’t stop it and now Andy Daulton’s little brother, Pete & Pete’s cousin is going to attempt to rescue the Huskers season. In doing that you single handily could make ugly dudes hot in this state again. Every ugly ginger in Nebraska will go as Ryker that night for Halloween and go savage on all the poontang.

My only piece of advise is at 10:45, you ginger fuck

and SLING it!

(We’re 9 point favorites at a 1 win Purdue at 11 am, is there anything more depressing? By all counts, even with Strawberry leading the team we should win this. And if not, let it bur.)

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