Mega Saver doing Mega Saver things on Monday Night

3 robberies reported Monday night; believed to be the same suspect

OMAHA, Neb. —Two Mega Savers and a Valero were robbed Monday night in the Omaha metro area.

[Video: 3 robberies reported Monday night; believed to be the same suspect]

The suspect is the same in all three robberies: a black man, between 5 feet 7 inches tall and 5 feet 10 inches tall, with glasses, wearing a teal polo shirt over a gray hooded sweatshirt.

The first robbery was reported at 6:04 p.m. at the location near 41st and Dodge, Douglas County dispatchers said. A man walked into the store, approached the counter and demanded money while displaying a firearm, according to a release from the Omaha Police Department. 

http://www.ketv.com/news/2-mega-savers-robbed-monday-night/36219496


Monday Night Football, Monday Night Raw, Mega Saver getting robbed two times in 45 minutes. Some things are just a lock to happen on a unseasonably warm November evening.

Let’s check our suspect out-

First off- Dope shades. You can rob gas stations with style or without it. This guy chose with style. Dark out? Who cares, gotta look cool and nothing says cool like pink shades.  Now I’m not in the business of snitching but I’m going to do OPD’s job for them here.  If you look closely what do you notice?

But it was a better disguise than that dude in St. Louis who used a plastic bag as a mask last year.

Yep, our culprit just got off his shift at McDonald’s. Probably disgruntled as fuck dealing with people haggling prices over .99 cent menu items said “Enough with this life” and decided to take the easy route AKA Robbing Mega Savers. Or it’s Wiz Khalifa and then my head is really spinning. Either/or.

Part of me thinks there may be some sort of Insider Trading with Mega Saver and criminals. Like you rob us, we let you get away with it easily, you kick us some cash on the back end, we get some insurance money and our name in the press. No press is bad press, ever heard of it? Genius marketing ploy by Mega Saver if this is the case. Hot take city right there.

Also, gotta feel safe with Rocksteady heading up Lieutenant in Omaha

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