Sometimes at 10:30 on a Friday night you want to go to the bar and get hammered.
Sometimes at 10:30 on a Friday night you decide to call it a night early and turn in early.
And sometimes at 10:30 on a Friday night you see an article about a Wisconsin woman crushing up dog food and selling it as heroin so you need to run and blog it. Make sure the 40 people who get their news from me don’t miss this. Such a classic move. If she was selling dog food how can you charge her with selling dope when you can buy dog food everywhere? This chick went and conquered the law… Well not really… She won’t get off but whatevs, her hustle can’t be knocked.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have some kitty litter I’m going to bake and sell as diamonds.