This Week In Iowa Sucks

“Those who have the least to say, and those who most of us have the least to say about hail from Iowa and Minnesota”

Now I don’t know what the criteria of this study was but it was obviously 100% accurate. Even with the recent inflation of Iowa’s football and basketball teams being good and the Iowa Caucus they still rank in the bottom tier. A state most of us have nothing to say a thing about because it sucks. As the old adage goes “If you don’t got nothin nice to say, don’t say nothin at all” perfectly captures the true essence of the rest of the countries feeling towards Iowa. You certainly won’t hear me talking about Iowa, cause I ain’t got nothin nice to say.

See? I’ve got nothing nice to say.

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