Thank God We Got These “Street Combatants” Off The Streets

Street combatants arrested

OMAHA, Neb. (WOWT) Two people were injured, then arrested after an early morning fight Tuesday.

Police say 42-year-old Lonnie Magee walked up to 43-year-old Amber Smith at North 16th and Nicholas just after 2 a.m. and punched her in the face.

In response, Smith pulled a knife and cut Magee, who was taken to CHI Health Creighton University Medical Center with non-life threatening injuries. After being released from the hospital, he was booked for misdemeanor assault.

Smith was booked for felony assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.

It sucks for these two because if they aren’t referred to as “Street Combatants” I probably don’t ever post this blog. But WOWT took it upon themselves to call a simple Domestic Disturbance a “Street Combat” for whatever reason, so it had to be done. Any time “Street Combatants” get together for a rumble in the road it becomes very blog worthy.

Just imagine to yourself, what do these two look like? When you picture a male and female having it out with fists-n-knives in North Omaha at 2 AM. What do the two combatants look like?

I’ll give you a few seconds…

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Ok, READY?

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mageesmithassault

 

Yeahhhhhhhh….. So about pretty much EXACTLY what you thought of right?  Lonnie and Amber in their early 40s pushing their late 140s by the looks of it. And when I said that thing about the only reason I posted this was they were called “Street Combatants” I obviously lied. I opened the article when I saw them called “Street Combatants” it was when I got a load of OJ & Nicole 2016 it had to be posted. One of those true pick me up stories. Bad day? Think you have it bad? Well thing is, you aren’t involved in Street Combat with your significant other at 2AM in North Omaha. #Blessed to not be in Lonnie Magee’s shoes or around a woman like Amber.

Gotta be honest though, love the hair on these two. While not having the best upkeep you can’t deny that when these two have it cleaned up it’s probably sexy as hell. The sandy beach blonde with the dirty brown roots, that’s LA man, that’s beach life…

giphy

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