Have Yourself A Night Steven Carlson

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Police identify suspect facing long list of charges after overnight chase

OMAHA, Neb. (WOWT) Police have identified the suspect arrested after an overnight pursuit as Steven Carlson, 36. He’s facing a long list of charges linked to an incident that began late Wednesday night.

  • Attempted Assault on an Officer (3 counts)
  • Felony Flight to Avoid Arrest
  • Willful Reckless Driving
  • Possession of Drug Equipment
  • Resisting Arrest
  • Terroristic Threats
  • Use of a Weapon to Commit a Felony (Non Firearm)
  • Flight to Avoid Arrest (Misd.)
  • Improper Head/Tail Lights
  • A preexisting misdemeanor warrant

 

This happened November 24th and I’m just now seeing the article pop up. That’s bad work by me. I’ll wear that, I know it, I know I need to be better, gotta be better. I need to stay woke even on November 24th, Thanksgiving. A 24 hour drinking/football binge isn’t an excuse to let a hatchet wielding psychopath with a Hitler mustache slip on by.  I really thought Thanksgiving went by too quietly in Omaha, I should have known, it’s a traditional day for family on family violence. No better time than Thanksgiving to wield a hatchet at your younger brother and lead the police on a high speed chase through the Old Market. That’s just the Holiday Spirit and I for one am feeling better for it happening. Christmas and New Years just got a hell of a lot more interesting.

I bet the punk younger brother started things by saying some shit about “Black Lives Matters” then Steven Carlson had to put baby brother in place with a super witty “All Lives Matter” retort. Next thing you know hatchets are out, blood is shed and Steven Carlson is on the run. Gotta think Steven will be laying it down for Christmas. So say Steven is out for Easter Dinner, maybe he can cool it with the Hitler stache as to not egg his progressive liberal hippie brother on to make some passive aggressive progressive humanitarian comment. Holidays are for the family fellas, leave the hatchet in the garage next time

So cocky.

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