Is It Ok To Smuggle 13 Pounds Of Moroccan Horse Cock Into The US? Well, It’s Hard To Say

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STERLING, Va. – Customs agents have seen all sorts of things come through travelers’ baggage. And what they seized from two women at Washington Dulles International Airport last month may take the cake.

On January 29, two women arrived from Mongolia. Customs and Border Protection officers sent them for a routine agriculture examination. What was found inside might turn your stomach.

The women had a combined 42 pounds of horse meat concealed inside juice boxes. That includes 13 pounds of horse genitals that one of the women claimed were for medicinal purposes.

 

I’m really tackling some hard hitting subjects here this week. Leave it to me on a piece of shit failed WordPress blog to solve the worlds biggest issues. First I explored whether or not it’s ok to say ‘Goodnight’ to your friends. It was a failed experiment, no… No,  it’s not OK to tell the fellas goodnight. You come off creepy… Creepy, weird and maybe gay.

Now I’m tasked with the duty of deciding whether or not bringing 42 pounds of horse meat, 13 of which are of the genitalia variety into the States is OK or not?  A larger question looms due to this, does this lend credence to Trumps travel ban?  Now, admittedly I didn’t take a gander at the banned countries list, but I can only assume Moracco is on there. Being a self proclaimed dumb guy like Trump every Eastern country other than England, Ireland, Spain, Gyna and Japan are on the ban list. When you’re dumb and ignorant you just have to assume every country is harboring some bad hombres.

Lord only knows what that horse meat is really here for… Medical purposes? Bullshit you Moroccan bitches.  I’m as Pro-Steroid as they come, but UFC Fighter Alistair Overeem has a fight coming up and he is infamous for claiming he didn’t use steroids but it was horse meat.

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So with Overeem due to fight on March 4th, my best guess is these Moroccan babes were smuggling Overeem in some masking agents to skate by USADA with an air tight excuse for testing positive before his fight.

On the other hand, if these ladies were telling the truth and they need the Moroccan horse meat for medical purposes one has to wonder if it could do something for my toe nail. I dropped a ten pound weight* on this son of a bitch seven months ago and it STILL hasn’t healed up.16299157_10155102645758755_7119094041342699405_n**

Seriously, if I can rub a little horse meat on that bastard and fix it all up then sign me up for pounds on pounds of it. Give me all the horse meat.

*-Not to brag about lifting such heavy weight.

**- No making fun of that foot and/or toes. It’s been through some shit, seen some things.

(Self High-Five- This blog may have been funnier, but I’ve been laughing at typing ‘of the genitalia variety’ for the last ten minutes. Thirty five going on nine.)

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