My Ten Favorite Moments From The Classic Smash Hit – “Omaha, Nebraska”

Merry Christmas. If this video has been viewed 244,000 times, I’d guess 224,000 of the views were from me. This is my absolute favorite music video, favorite piece of media, favorite Omaha related thing of all time. Flocain, Whyte Myk and Lucky Charm came together in 2010 and created an absolute masterpiece. Here are my favorite 10 moments from their five minute epic.

10) The beginning. You know you’re in for some sure fire heat when they roll up right here. Also a travesty that their record label is “Unsigned” surely five years later that has changed.

9) Lucky Charm disappears like Casper + Letting us know his flow is handicapped… ? I’m pretty sure you don’t want a handicapped flow dude. But you’re the genius lyricist not me.

8) Flocain getting busy even struggling to keep up with his own Twista style speed raps.

7) Whye Myk lost in the green screen, so lonely.

6) Lucky Charm with a commitment to the art form cutting his receding hairline into a Wu-Tang symbol.

 

5) Flocain coming in hot with his Grandfathers suit.

4) Lucky Charms with some of the best dance moves ever. I’m bringing the bang-the-door to a dance floor near you soon and this fucker was ‘dabbing’ in 2010!

3) Grabbing your cock-n-balls is a lost art form in society today. Don’t tell Flocain that though.

2) LAMBO DOORS ON THE CHEROKEE! One of the more shocking things ever caught on film. Absolutely love it. May throw them on my Kia Optima.

1) Why was my scene deleted? Did I not fit in enough?

That concludes my ten favorite moments from the best video ever. If this gets back to ‘Cain, Myk and Lucky it’s all love dudes, don’t shoot me. I come from Omaha, Nebraska too.

Caitlyn Jenner VS Bruce Jenner In A Rap Battle

“First off great tits, second off great dick” – Bruce Jenner, played by Rone. One of the funniest battle rappers out. I gave it to him 3-0. I included a Best of Rone comp at the end, ten minutes totally worth your watch.

But how the hell is it Noshame (battle rapper) looks just as good as a female as Caitlyn Jenner does after years of work and millions of dollars invested? Be better Bruce!

Oh and it’s seriously hilarious how dirty South Park is doing “Caitlyn” this season

Loser Rapper Stitches Beat Up By The Games Crew

For sure the first question, like me, you asked yourself was “Who is Stitches?” I didn’t know until 20 minutes ago…

He’s a 20 year old White/Cuban “rapper” from Miami. Watch this video and let that hate for this fucker build up in your heart.

I’m not sure, nor do I really care to look into why he was beefing with the Game(saw something about mentioning the Games kids). But one of his boys should probably have pulled him aside and let him know this beef isn’t for you dude. Twenty year old white boys with popcorn muscle tats shouldn’t be looking to go with 35 year old Compton bloods, who by most counts can handle their own.

So The Game was throwing his birthday party in Miami last night and Stitches was looking around to get some. This video contains most of the footage.

This loser stood outside in the rain for hours just to catch a fade? Doesn’t sound like Game hit him, but it’s the company you roll with. I think it was just a matter of which person in Games crew got to him first.

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That Games hashtag game is so on point. Stitches may have taken a bigger L through hashtags than that nap he got.

This younger generation is so fucked, but good for the Game and his crew teaching one lesson at a time. Knocked out then arrested, that’s 0-2 on the night. Just like me on my Lions/Under bets.

My Friends Missed The Boat On Their Awesome ‘The Office’ Song

If you’re a fan of the Office there is absolutely no way you don’t enjoy this song. It is rapped and sung very well from Jim Halperts perspective of his quest to bed Pam Beasily and his beef with Roy along the way.

They recorded it in Dallas in 2008 while being evacuated from Hurricane Gustav and just sat on it the entire time. I got ahold of it the other day and was blown away by how good it was, this would have been extremely viral in 2008. I added the shitty pictures in the backdrop and it was about the most technologically sophisticated thing I’ve done in my entire life. Share it with other Office fans you know, seven years too late is better than never I guess right?

Pensive Paraders featuring EJ in the Wheelchair aka Black Bauer- The Office Version 2 (I have no idea where Version 1 is)

“my dogg keep his mace inside the pants like Puffy” was an awesome Mid 2000’s bar

Cuckolding Toby was so clutch too, before cuckolding was even hot.

Battle Rap – K-Shine Slaps Charron

Now I realize most of the people reading this only exposure to battle rap is Eminem in 8 Mile.  But it’s actually really fucking great now days. This corny white Canadian rapper Charron (Sha-Rone) is awesome battle style rapper and freestyles about as good as anybody in written battles, but he just rubs me the wrong way. I’ve always wanted to see this happen to him.  Don’t want, NEED longer video.

Kid is so white and corny I just can’t stand him and when he does his tough talk, just too much. No heat on K-Shine here for it either, you can tell nothing was premeditated, he simply reacted and reacted fast as shit!

When you know you can’t back up all that shit you’ve talked. Surprised it took this long.

Shredder VS Raphael Rap Battle

This one was every bit as good as Jesus Christ vs The Devil just on a different level. Jesus and The Devil were going at each others throats, very personal while Shredder and Raphael were able to joke around and have fun with the battle. Raphael always was my pick to be the turncoat out of any of the turtles.

I gave the battle to Shredder 2-1 taking the second and third. The National Geographic line was cold.

The Devil VS Jesus Christ Rap Battle Was Epic

This battle is one we’ve been looking forward to for ages.  With all the hype behind it you would think we’d get a let down but nah! It’s a certified classic, carve out 15 minutes of your day to check it out. Who do you think won?

(the devil- @_MegaDEF_ & Jesus- @DirtbagDan408)

I gave it to the Devil 2-1, he choked a bit in his second round but “I invented choking” was an awesome cover up. Jesus really brought it but the Devil was just on another level this night.

“You’re a faggot ass hipster, always attached to the wood” – The Devil to Jesus Christ